wtf. i mean, seriously. every day i walk down the street/take the bus/ride the train, and i see more and more of you people doing stupid shit. just in case you didn't realize, here's a list of things you DON'T do to your children.
-put two toddlers in a one seated baby stroller.
-feed your babies soda, alcohol, or pure highfructose cornsyrup juices.
-let your child run around that janky ass bus or train barefoot.
-beat your children in public (or otherwise, really.)
-tell your child straight up lies. (i.e. "that bump on your tongue is from lying." yeah...that'll really get your kid to understand the value of honesty.)
-feed your baby flamin' hots.
-buy your baby formula.
ETC.
really, people. what's the deal? i guess there's really no such thing as common sense, so i can't really say that you all should be using it. but come on! none of those things are okay!
i propose that there should be a mandatory "family planning" class in highschool. this class would not only give you the materials you need to combat babies and have none, but also give you the tools to take care of them if you so decide. EVERYONE needs to know how to take care of a baby. everyone. even you.
run along now, and read a book.
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